It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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