my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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