I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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