thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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