he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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