Having a random hookup so left but love u
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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