It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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