Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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