i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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