i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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