jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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