Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
