sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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