Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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