well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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