you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize