There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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