My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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