I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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