White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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