i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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