please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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