He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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