New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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