Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
send nudes
from the living room?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
