Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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