I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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