Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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