it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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