Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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