How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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