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(647): View more from Ontario

Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list

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(585): View more from New York

i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?

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(310): View more from California

I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"

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(650): View more from California

Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.

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(231): View more from Michigan

I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.

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