he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
