yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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