We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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