Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Your cock deserves a montage
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"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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