I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
