Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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