on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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