he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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