Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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