just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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