Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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