I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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