walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I deserve this hangover.
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