Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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