I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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