every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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