I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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