I got chris browned last night
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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