Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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