I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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