i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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