Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
only you would photoshop your dick
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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