Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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