So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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