I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
NoShamevember. You game?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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