i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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