I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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