How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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