my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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